Daily Joke

Three male crows are flying over head when one spots a dove.

He swoops down, picks up the dove and takes it into the bushes.
After a few minutes, the dove comes out and says, “I’m a dove and
I’ve been loved!”

The crows continue on. A little later the second bird sees a
lark. He swoops down, picks it up and goes into the bushes. A few
minutes later, the lark comes out and says, “I’m a lark and I’ve
been sparked!”

The crows continue on. A little later the third one sees a duck.

He swoops down, picks it up and takes it into the bushes. After a
few minutes the bird comes out, then goes back in. Then the duck
comes out and says, “I’m a drake and there’s been a big mistake!”

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