Cowboys sing Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel

Police Car Captures Meteor Striking Canada

My unauthorized biography

Cooking by the Book

Idee Multicolor Search Lab

Idee Multicolor Search Lab

Hard to explain, but its really cool

Joe the Plumber’s Heart Felt Video on Digital Converters

Saudi Prince/Major Citigroup investor comments on financial crisis…from a throne…at his royal stables…

Bailout Now Costs More Than Everything Ever

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Citigroup says gold could rise above $2,000 next year as world unravels

Citigroup says gold could rise above $2,000 next year as world unravels

Top 20 Young Internet Entrepreneurs Under 21

Top 20 Young Internet Entrepreneurs Under 21

President Obama’s Promises Check List

President Obama’s Promises Check List

How Ironic

Dude Transports 20 bricks on his head

Banks and mutual funds that comply with Islamic law have largely evaded the fallout from toxic debt

Islamic Finance May Be On to Something

Japanese CEO makes $90K a year, slashes his own salary due to crisis. US CEO’s make up to $200 m a year, fire thousands of workers

A list of average IQ’s per occupation

A list of average IQ’s per occupation

Projection: Franken to Win Recount by 27 Votes

Projection: Franken to Win Recount by 27 Votes

Stock Watch

Zacks Analyst Interview Highlights: Peabody Energy and Arch Coal

Girls Freak Out Over American Idol Winner

Romance

Joke of Today

He Said, She Said

He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don’t have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Top 10 Worst Timing Ever

Top 10 Worst Timing Ever

Palin and the Turkey

Joke of Today

Are Computers Male or Female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”

The teacher wasn’t certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

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